Superb Dating Advice
When it comes to the ladies, I am a man addiction. They cannot resist my charming smile and my dashing haircut. When it comes to dating there is no book better than Time Will Only Tell (if you know a publisher, I am still looking). I will share with you some advice from the book.
- When it comes to selecting the right "mood music" other people might choose jazz or classical, but I play a nice relaxing 50-cent album. That’s right, nothing is more romantic than "That first verse is just a dose of the shit that I'm on consider this the first chapter in the ghetto's Quran I know a lot of niggas that get dough like Remmy and Joe".
- When speaking, never use her name, instead address her as "lady". For instance, "the lady will have the cheeseburger and fries from the kids menu.." It works like a charm. Whenever you need to address a group, use the term "ladyz" with a prolonged "Z"
- When dinning with a lady, always make eyes at your waitress. Play hard to get, and go ahead and order that forth and fith beer.
- Nothing says manliness better then a thick patch of chest hair. Keep the buttons down, and if you got flaunt it.
- Valentines Day is approaching, and nothing says "I love you" like a drunken frat party. So, find that special someone and hit the bars and parties all night.
I will post more of my rules from Time Will Only Tell in the future. Two more rule added, let me know what you think.


