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Friday, January 19, 2007

Superb Dating Advice

When it comes to the ladies, I am a man addiction. They cannot resist my charming smile and my dashing haircut. When it comes to dating there is no book better than Time Will Only Tell (if you know a publisher, I am still looking). I will share with you some advice from the book.



  • When it comes to selecting the right "mood music" other people might choose jazz or classical, but I play a nice relaxing 50-cent album. That’s right, nothing is more romantic than "That first verse is just a dose of the shit that I'm on consider this the first chapter in the ghetto's Quran I know a lot of niggas that get dough like Remmy and Joe".


  • When speaking, never use her name, instead address her as "lady". For instance, "the lady will have the cheeseburger and fries from the kids menu.." It works like a charm. Whenever you need to address a group, use the term "ladyz" with a prolonged "Z"


  • When dinning with a lady, always make eyes at your waitress. Play hard to get, and go ahead and order that forth and fith beer.


  • Nothing says manliness better then a thick patch of chest hair. Keep the buttons down, and if you got flaunt it.


  • Valentines Day is approaching, and nothing says "I love you" like a drunken frat party. So, find that special someone and hit the bars and parties all night.






I will post more of my rules from Time Will Only Tell in the future. Two more rule added, let me know what you think.

Disclaimer, Kyle is not responsible for any harm that might come to you psychologically or physically when using his proven techniques.

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

You Tube'in

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Photo of the Day



Photogaphy by. Tanja Askani. For more cute and cuddly photographs in this set, visit Link .

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Even the Supreme Court Justices are Human

Earlier this week, the FBI released documents pertaining to Chief Justice William Rehnquist' that described his various addictions and depressions. During 1971, Justice Rehnquist' was proscribed placidyl to help alleviate back pain. Placidyl is a heavy narcotic, and is usually proscribe to narcoleptics. The standard does is 500 mil. Chief Justice Rehnquist' was taking around 1,500 mil. My only question is why did it go unnoticed for so many years. I doubt in today's society, where information is free flowing and everyone is connected, a secret that toxic could remain a secret.


  • Wikipedia article on Justice Rehnquist'. Link

  • Wikipedia article on the drug placidyl. Link

  • Article written by Jack Shafer for Slate.com Link

  • Article written by Bonnie Goldstein for Slate.com, this shows just how far Nixon and Reagan went to protect Rehnquist' Link




Check back soon. I will publish more articles relating to this very interesting story.

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It's Back to Work and Play

Several days after ringing in the New Year, I came down with a disastrous cold. It was as if I were on my deathbed, with only moments to spare. My throat was sore and groggy at the start of the cold. I developed a small fever for several days. On Friday, I lied in bed all day. I was hoping that it would not carry over into the weekend.

That was last Thursday. I am happy to report I made progress as the week ended. However, to my dismay, my throat is still a bit sore, and fraught with drainage, and at times, I incessantly start coughing. However, at least, I am able to move around and converse with people here and there.

I seldom get colds or sick, so it came to a shock that I had contracted the cold from a co-worker. Sick people simply need to not go out in public until they are well. It is common sense and curious all rolled into one.

Oh well, I am not one to dwell on the negative. This year is going to bring plenty of fun and excitement to my life. I have many big plans in the works, some of which I will share later.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Tear Jerker

Little Ashely was diagnosed with brain damge from and unknown case when she was born. Although Ashely will have a normal life expectancy, physically, she will always be nine years old. She sits in a lonely bed unable to move or walk; she will remain in a catatonic state all of her life. Her parents have dubbed her "pillow girl".

Her parents are seeking a treatment will stop her growth and "freeze-frame" her body. The treatment will require surgery, such as a hysterectomy, and hormone supplements. This treatment has raised controversy in several communities. To read more about "pillow girl" click here:

  • Guardian News article Link

  • Ashley's parents official explination of the treamtment Link


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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

One hell of a Flash Designer

This Guy is very cool at Flash. Check out his website Neave.com

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Like a Fish

My New years celebration started out as your typical gathering of friends. We exchanged best wishes and happy New Year while we indulged in several bottles of fine Champaign. Watching the New Years celebration unfold around the world from a web cam feed was fun and exciting. As each person became intoxicated with the cool, refreshing, and bubbly taste of Champaign.

As soon as the clock struck 12:00AM, everyone was alive with fresh ideas of how the night should proceed. We pilled into two cars and quickly made our way to a posh club; the music was blaring and the alcohol was flowing. Several vodka tonics had me pinned down. I was a bit loopy. My friends and I spent the rest of the night dancing and drinking, a great way to celebrate any occasion.

The night slowly began to wind down. As we arrived back to the apartment, I made a made dash for the nearest lavatory. Oh, Vodka you are a cruel mistress indeed, but I do love you so much. I spent several hours passed out on the cold bathroom floor. When I came to, I stammered down the steps and lied down on the closest available seat.

The next morning everyone awoke to the smell of a rich breakfast. The breakfast was prepared by one of my friends and included eggs, hash browns, and pancakes. Everything was home made, yummy.

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